Tuesday, June 07, 2005

The disturbing inaccuracies of Spongebob

I have a son who loves Spongebob. It makes him laugh although I never know why he is laughing. So if anyone watches as much Spongebob as I do (unlikely) you know what I'm talking about.
Why does it snow under water? Why does Gary the snail meow? Why do they have a beach and an ocean to go swimming when they are already under water? Isn't it wrong that Mr. Crabs sell Crabby patties? Why is Mr. Crabs daughter a whale? I know, I know, who cares it's only a cartoon show but this is what I have to think about all day.
Next time: The Dictatorship of "Toy Story"

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